Labsicle

What is Labsicle?


1.

Noun: A beloved,deceased pet frozen for the benefit of the owner(s) who are not quite ready to depart with their dog. Certain veterinary offices are willing to keep your labsicle indefinitely for a fee.

Mr. Smith visited his labsicle frequently for several years until his grief ceased enough to get a new puppy.

See frozen, grief

2.

Noun: A frozen labia by means of inserted ice cubes, subsequently coated in now hardened Cottee's Ice Magic (or equivalent magical hardening chocolate sauce).

It's such a hot day, and I'm really horny...I really could do with a Labsicle.

See labia, popsicle, labsicle, Wogdog


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