What is Labtob?
1.
The further bastardization of the word
The word's origin is thought to be a typo of the already incorrect
The mistake was unexpectedly embraced -- airhead teenage girls and one wannabe
Utterance of the word typically precedes a swift blow to the face with said computer.
Eric: I just got a new labtob. It can hack into the Pentagon and beat you at Starcraft at the same time.
Me: Laptop.
Eric: No it's labtob.
Me: Lap. Top. It sits on the top of your lap.
Eric: Mine is faster than yours.
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to text someone obsessively and relentlessly, without having any game, to the point of harassment
"Hey Emily, is your text stalker..
