Labtob

What is Labtob?

1.

The further bastardization of the word laptop.

The word's origin is thought to be a typo of the already incorrect labtop.

The mistake was unexpectedly embraced -- airhead teenage girls and one wannabe L337 asian teen rejoiced in the purchase of their new "labtob" notebook computers.

Utterance of the word typically precedes a swift blow to the face with said computer.

Eric: I just got a new labtob. It can hack into the Pentagon and beat you at Starcraft at the same time.

Me: Laptop.

Eric: No it's labtob.

Me: Lap. Top. It sits on the top of your lap.

Eric: Mine is faster than yours.

See laptop, labtop, labtob, notebook, misspelling, wannabe, dumbass
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