Labtop Edit Meaning

1.

A word that inexperienced college freshmen (most often girls) call their new laptops.

College Freshman: I just got my new labtop, it's awesome!

Experienced Geek: Laptop.

College Freshman: Yeah, that's what I said! Labtop!

2.

A common mis-spelling for laptop, generally made by young people.

"the young girl loves her labtop"

See labtop, lab, top, computer, laptop

3.

What wannabe thugs and other ghetto people call laptops. Also used by ignorant white people. When one says labtop, the "a" is usually excessively stressed.

I just got me a new laaaabtop.

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Ghetto person: "Can you fix my laaaabtop?"

Me: "Sorry, I don't work on labtops."

Ghetto person: "What you mean you don't work on laaaabtops?"

Me: "I don't work on ficticious items. Now if you have a LAPtop, I can fix that."

Ghetto person: "That's what I said, laaaabtop."

Me: "*looks down with hand over eyes and shakes head* Gimme the fucking computer."

See laptop, labtop, ignorant, black people, stupid

4.

It's not a LABTOP, it's a Laptop, you nerd wanna-bes. ._. Ok, so I am a nerd.

"I was using my labtop on the plain with a grill named Beth!"

See airwalker

5.

labtop is faggot<--see Hunter

"You are the biggest labtop of all time with a 3.4GHz processor."

6.

IIIIII1IIIII1III's gay slow ass Pentium 2 laptop, 266mhz. He calls it labtop because he doesn't know how to spell it and his keyboard is being gay. Its the slowest peice of shit on the world yet he keeps on insisting I make it faster and turn on SBA.

im getting a new processor. a 3.4 ghz one. im putting it in a labtop.