What is Laceration Fornication?


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1. Cutting, stabbing, shooting, or otherwise leaving some sort of large (or small) gaping wound in a person's body, then proceeding to make sweet, sweet animal love with the aforementioned wound.

2.A badass name for a band.

(Just know, if any of you people reading this start a band claiming to be called "Laceration Fornication", I will hunt you down and take 75% of your profits.)

1. "Where's Terry?" "Oh, he's chasing ambulances.. you know him, he's the laceration fornication king. He'll fuck anything that's open and bleeding."

2. "Bro, I went to Gnarfest 2008 and saw Injured, Copper Snake Fuck, and Laceration Fornication!! The sheer metal magnitude of those bands blew my fucking nipples clean out of my arsehole!!11!1

See wound fuck, dvda, ambulance chaser


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