Lachanophobia

What is Lachanophobia?


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fear of broccoli, carrots, lettuce, beets and all the other fucking vegetables in the world.

Idiot: OMG THE POTATO WANTS TO KILL ME!

Sane: you don't have Lachanophobia Idiot don't be such a pussy.

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