What is Lachlan?
1.
That kid that never really does his work in school and spends of his time talking about anything and everything and making people laugh.
Person 1: Oh My God! xD He is SOOO Lachlan!
Person 2: Yeah I know, he nevers does his work but fuck he is funny lol
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2.
The guy who yells at absolutely everything and despite his outlandish attitude he is quite reserved and respected. People like him when they meet him and girls admire how handsome he is. He is incredibly wise and also intelligent, everyone knows he will go far in life despite all the people he hates. (known to be emo)Also quotes many things that only some people understand. EXTREMELY NARCISSISTIC. Talks to himself when bored for amusement.
Lachlan: Fuck i hate trees, all but the larch...The larch...Number 1...The larch. YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN'!? Quite an outstanding specimen of a Pinaceae, its history is rather fascinating aswell, i could delve into it more so although i would rather not.
Lachlan: Bitchin'
Sam: Shut the fuck up.
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3.
An extremely hot girl,nice upper chest. Extremely smart and attractive person.
Man, that girl is a Lachlan; dang she is hot with such a fine body.
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4.
ugly assed, shit in bed with a nutsack larger than penis,
loves the cock from behind
lachlan likes it in the bum.
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5.
Someone who likes to admire the size of male dogs testicles
Lachlan: "Wow look at the size of Rosco's balls. THEY'RE HUGE!!!!"
6.
A bastard
Me: "Hey, you are a bastard!"
Lachlan: "Oh, you're so funny!" (gay voice)
7.
big nippled
Lachlan has Lachlan
