What is Lacing Up?
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Staying the night at an attractive young lady's house (who happens to have the IQ of a goldfish, and is dating you). Then, breaking up with her the next morning, after a night full of sticky fingers, and play. Oh, and of course, board games. And Twister. And of course, youth group the next morning. And baking cookies. And lying on the couch. And we cant forget all of her friends coming over. And lastly, her orgasming so hard that her newly died, stapled in hair flies out.
Wow. Garrett's gonna have a long night. Hes Lacing Up.
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