Lackadickitis

What is Lackadickitis?


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A fictitious condition in which one lacks the company of a mans sexual organ for an extended period of time. In this instance that person may experience an increase in heat flashes, flirting, fantasies, masturbation, viewing of porn, or the use of electronic toys in order to curb their appetite for the male organ until a suitable partner is found.

She's suffering from

lackadickitis because it's been 6 months since she last had sex.

See lackanookie, sex, vibrator


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