What is Lackalovitis?
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A rare and fatal condition in which the infected patient slowly deteriorates in health due to a lack of sweet and unadulterated lovin'.
Due to the relatively obscure nature of the disease, only one known cure is available at the time. A constant and continuous supply of Jesse.
Ever see a snowman melt? That's what happens when you get lackalovitis.
Random Words:
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A purveyor of cheap, low-quality goods.
Judy, where did you buy that crummy blouse?
I got it over at Benny's Dry Goods.
That Ben..
