Lacon Edit Meaning

1. When you pay a Gentleman of Significant Stature (a fatty) the sum of $35 to spread the cheeks of his buttocks, sit on your face and flat..

1. Tinkle Matter is the dried yellow residue found on and around a toilet. Maybe it is time to call in a maid... have you noticed the tink..

1. Misting is starting with a large mouthful of some beverage (to the extent to where your cheeks are puffed up like Dizzy Gillespie), then..