Laconte

What is Laconte?

to absolutely butcher a movie or television quote by using incorrect words, leaving certain words out, or using improper emphasis on syllables.

Dude, you just LaContied that line from the Simpsons.

Quickfuck

1. Having sex fast and hardcore. Jennifer and I had pulled off a quickfuck in the closet today. See sex, fucking, shagging, making love, ..

Un-invite

1. When someone invites you to an event knowing that you are busy and will not be able to attend. "Hey! I'm having a party on S..

Iphone Sex

1. What happens when two people with iPhones get together and practically have sex over how great their phones are. Hey CJ, quit having iP..

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