Laconte

What is Laconte?

to absolutely butcher a movie or television quote by using incorrect words, leaving certain words out, or using improper emphasis on syllables.

Dude, you just LaContied that line from the Simpsons.

Knobtoss

1. Alternative word for a wanker, stupid bastard, dozy cunt or similar. Look at that fucking knobtoss over there in his BMW 318i. See wan..

Quick Slipping

1. the act of masterbating, getting oneself "off", or the like When Joe at work says that he did "stuff" on his comput..

Zombie Check

1. The zombie check is for when you wake up after a hard nights drinking and aren't sure if you are alive or not, This simple test i..

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