Lacrymology

What is Lacrymology?

Some BS pseudo-science / philosophy that was invented by the band Tool to help sell their CD's to a bunch of Emo-type whiners.

Bloke #1: Dude! Maynard's (Tool frontman) lacrymology is so deep and original :*(

Bloke #2: Boo-hoo! Stop whining you homo.

See tool, lacrymology, maynard, keenan, metal

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