Lactard Edit Meaning

1.

a person who is lactose intolerant

"Babu do you want to get some ice cream?" "Sorry Jasminda, I cant eat ice cream - Im a lactard."

See Babu

2.

A derogatory term for one who is lactose intolerant combining the word retardwith 'lactose'.

Person 1: "Uh, why is that girl drinking soymilk?"

Person 2: "Because she's a LACTARD".

Person 1: "HA HA!"

See lactose intolerant, retard, milk, valley

3.

Someone is unable to drink milk and suffers from lactose intolerence

"Meg, just take a sip of this milk"

"I already told you, I can't, I'm a lactard"

See milk, drinking, lactarded, retarded

4.

A person who cannot consume dairy products without getting terribly ill. Symptoms: extreme bloating, pain, becoming farty, and sometimes even nauseous.

"Would you like a piece of cheese cake, Chan?"

"No way Mioshi, I'm a lactard!"

"How about we serve kugels and blintzes?"

"Um, I'm pretty sure Nikki's a vegan and Padma's pretty lactarded. It's probably not a good idea. How about latkes and knishes?"

See diary, milk, intolerance, soymilk, cheese

5.

a personwho's digestive system is severly upset by dairy products

cats are lactards, if they drink too much milkthey will have the shits

See digestive, retardation, mongie, upset, tummy

6.

someone who is lactose intolerant is also known as a lactard.

if i eat cheese i will piss out my asshole because i am lactarded.

if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.

See lactose intolerant, lactard, retard, milk, cheese, sickness, ween, goat's milk, dairy, yogurt, sour cream, cream, cream cheese, ice cream

7.

a person who is lactose intolerant; retarded when it comes to dairy.

Oh man, that ice cream made my belly hurt. I am such a lactard.

See milk, lactose intolerant, retard, retarded