What is Lactarded?
1.
Adj- the state of being lactose intolerent
"Yo, why can't Meg drink milk?"
"Dude i told you, she's lactarded"
"Oh right..."
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2.
The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).
"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"
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3.
the same as being lactose intolerant, when dairy makes you sick.
person: hey, do you want some milk?
person: no thanks, im lactarded
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4.
The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).
"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"
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