Lactarded

What is Lactarded?


1.

Adj- the state of being lactose intolerent

"Yo, why can't Meg drink milk?"

"Dude i told you, she's lactarded"

"Oh right..."

See milk, drinking, retarded, retard

2.

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactardlactose intolerant

"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"

"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"

See milk, lactard, lactose intolerant, bloated, dairy

3.

the same as being lactose intolerant, when dairy makes you sick.

person: hey, do you want some milk?

person: no thanks, im lactarded

See milk, dairy, diary, tarded

4.

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactardlactose intolerant

"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"

"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"

See lactard, lactose intolerant, milk, bloated, nauseated


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