Lactating Turtle

What is Lactating Turtle?

an insult used to describe some one as either

#1 slow stupid man who would not get laid.

#2 fat man who wont get laid.

#3 man who tries to hard to get laid.

#4 fagot

#5 idiot who thinks hes smarter then he actually think

"hey bob"

"fuck you, you lactating turtle"

See turtle, slow, stupid, idiot, dairon

One Phelps

1. The amount of anal lube needed to have anal sex. Created on Fark in thread about Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church. Hey buddy..

Gutted

1. 1) Bad luck 2) Shame 3) Ouch 1) person 1, "of all the lightning strikes in the world, i was hit by one of them!" person 2, ..

Fameology

1. Noun. The science of interpreting celebrity. My best friend spends so much time reading tabloids, he's practically got a degree in..

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