Lactose Retarded

What is Lactose Retarded?

Another name for lactose intolerant, usually used by people who hate the fact they have the disorder.

Person: I wish I wasn't so lactose retarded, I miss my Nutella and hot chocolate!

See nutella, retarded, cool

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