What is Lad Lard?
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The happy yet fattening substance yeilded by milking a young man. Also see
When she emerged from the night-club toilets, her boyfriend noticed that her lip-gloss, though previously strawberry flavoured, now had the pier-stanchion tang and subtle greasiness of lad lard. She seemed also slightly cross-eyed.
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The act of punching someone in the face when times get hard (preferably a member of the female sex)
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