Lad Lard

What is Lad Lard?

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The happy yet fattening substance yeilded by milking a young man. Also see boy butter, man mayonnaise, hot fish yoghurt, (the battle of) bollock-lava.

When she emerged from the night-club toilets, her boyfriend noticed that her lip-gloss, though previously strawberry flavoured, now had the pier-stanchion tang and subtle greasiness of lad lard. She seemed also slightly cross-eyed.
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