What is Lad Lard?
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The happy yet fattening substance yeilded by milking a young man. Also see
When she emerged from the night-club toilets, her boyfriend noticed that her lip-gloss, though previously strawberry flavoured, now had the pier-stanchion tang and subtle greasiness of lad lard. She seemed also slightly cross-eyed.
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The definition of having the majority of venereal diseases known to man.
OMG Bitch, you got Herpegonasyphilarhea!
See herpes, syphilis..
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Often done while wielding an obnoxiously large chaingun. The ability to mow down large mobs of enemies/zombies/people named Ian is grant..
