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when your jizz looks like a cumsicle
yesterday i whacked off in the snow and got a 2 foot long morning drizzle..
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When you and your family go on vacation and your father drives more erratic than usual, being agrressive, making rapid lane changes, and..
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when a native american is denied sex and pats his hand over his mouth and hoots. he then proceeds to lick his hand and slaps the woman..