Lady Porn

What is Lady Porn?


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1: Girly magazines that we all secretly love, no matter how feminist we try to be

2: Softcore romance novels that are basically the scripts for porn, but more 18th century and cheesy.

1: Elle, Vogue, Cosmo, Seventeen, etc, etc.

2: They're the paperbacks in the shitty bookstores, often featuring Fabio on the covers, shirt unbuttoned, hair billowing in the wind.

In a sentence*-

Girl 1: Look, there's a shitty bookstore!

Girl 2: Let's go in and get some lady porn!

Girl 1: Yay!

*note: definitions are interchangeable

See porn, magazines, girl, fabio, sex


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