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(glyph). A vampire sperm smiley.
A: Quick, cover your neck! Look out for that sperm!
B: Huh? What sperm?
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bad-assery!....EXTREME BAD-ASSERY! :O
MidnightViscount: :D
MidnightViscount: Yeah
MidnightViscount: I'm that awesome..
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Time off work to address---or more likely revel in---the train wreck of your life. You're not sick, it's not a vacation, and ..