What is Laf?
1.
A term expressing laughter or humor. Similar to "lol".
OMG you got pwned laf!
2.
Lame as fuck
Hey, you hear about the facebook vanity url's?
Yeh, they're laf
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3.
An abbreviation signifying one's high level of legitimacy. Meaning "Legit as Fuck".
I'm LAF bitch legit as fuck now suck my left.
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4.
Abbreviation meaning "Long as fuck"
"One LAF phone conversation later, and the problem was solved"
or
"Damn, your dick is LAF"
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5.
Sexually uninhibited / promiscuous (South African)
After their threesome, they agreed that they were all pretty laf!
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6.
It means "Laugh" for idiots who seriously can't spell one of the most simple words in the English language.
Girl: MY BOOBS ARE FLOPPING
Dude: -lafs-
Girl: Learn to spell dumbshit!
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7.
Long and Floppy in reference to a redundent foreskin, but in many cases it becomes synonymous with asking if someone is circumcised or not.
Matt: "Do you have a LAF?"
Thomas: "What? Do I laugh?"
Matt: "No I mean do you have a LAF on your penis?"
Thomas: *pause* "Sigh, why does everyone know I have a redundent foreskin?"
Matt: "Don't sweat it babe, I'll make it up to you tonight =)"
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