Laf

What is Laf?


1.

A term expressing laughter or humor. Similar to "lol".

OMG you got pwned laf!

2.

Lame as fuck

Hey, you hear about the facebook vanity url's?

Yeh, they're laf

See lame, fuck, as, facebook, awesome

3.

An abbreviation signifying one's high level of legitimacy. Meaning "Legit as Fuck".

I'm LAF bitch legit as fuck now suck my left.

See laf, legit, fuck, bitch

4.

Abbreviation meaning "Long as fuck"

"One LAF phone conversation later, and the problem was solved"

or

"Damn, your dick is LAF"

See laf, long, fuck, dick

5.

Sexually uninhibited / promiscuous (South African)

After their threesome, they agreed that they were all pretty laf!

See promiscuous, sexy, los, laff

6.

It means "Laugh" for idiots who seriously can't spell one of the most simple words in the English language.

Girl: MY BOOBS ARE FLOPPING

Dude: -lafs-

Girl: Learn to spell dumbshit!

See girl, boobs, are, flopping, my

7.

Long and Floppy in reference to a redundent foreskin, but in many cases it becomes synonymous with asking if someone is circumcised or not.

Matt: "Do you have a LAF?"

Thomas: "What? Do I laugh?"

Matt: "No I mean do you have a LAF on your penis?"

Thomas: *pause* "Sigh, why does everyone know I have a redundent foreskin?"

Matt: "Don't sweat it babe, I'll make it up to you tonight =)"

See laf, foreskin, circum, circumcised, circumcise, cut, long, floppy


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