Laffghanistan Edit Meaning

1. Jasmine comes from the german word uber and the arabic word hardcore jasmine is so uberhardcore, she has a crazy foot fetish See beef..

1. to (masturbate) "i am so going to smack a ham to some net porn tonight!" See jerk off, spank the monkey, whack it, stroke it..

1. Phrase used by those with a small penis and therefore intended to imply that size doesn’t matter. Hey, stop laughing, it's quality..