What is Lag Monkey?
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Lag Monkeys are those mysterious primates at cause your internet connection to run way slower than usual by soaking up the bandwidth with streaming p*rn.
Dude 1: My gigabit DSL is running way slow today..
Dude 2: Yeah, must be those damn lag monkeys again.
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Using the popular pop rock candy, an individual places it in their mouth and proceeds to conduct oral sex on another individual, whether..
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A girl that loves giving head.
I woke up happy as a pig in shit this morning because I went to bed with a knee dropper...
