What is Lag Monkey?
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Lag Monkeys are those mysterious primates at cause your internet connection to run way slower than usual by soaking up the bandwidth with streaming p*rn.
Dude 1: My gigabit DSL is running way slow today..
Dude 2: Yeah, must be those damn lag monkeys again.
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The polar opposite of a pedophiliac, just not in the small child sense. 18+ for 25+.
Justin who is 19, wants Scott who is 28...
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a play on words towards zomg and/or zomf. it is used in a surpising or sudden sense. in rare cases it can be said in a comedic or sarcas..
