What is Lag Monkey?
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Lag Monkeys are those mysterious primates at cause your internet connection to run way slower than usual by soaking up the bandwidth with streaming p*rn.
Dude 1: My gigabit DSL is running way slow today..
Dude 2: Yeah, must be those damn lag monkeys again.
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a bean that queefs
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a bean that queefs
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to promote ones loss of courage
the dragon was decidedly uncouraging..