What is Lag Monkey?
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Lag Monkeys are those mysterious primates at cause your internet connection to run way slower than usual by soaking up the bandwidth with streaming p*rn.
Dude 1: My gigabit DSL is running way slow today..
Dude 2: Yeah, must be those damn lag monkeys again.
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a male penis entering an anus. Due to a penis having an eye and cant see plus it comes out brown.
Girl look at my skinny mole after ent..
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A huge boner in the morning hours.
"When I awoke this morning, I was sleeping face-down and had a raging mattress-stabber. I hope ..
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To have sex with a girl while she is on her period.
I was running red lights on her all night.
See running, red, lights, period, chick..
