What is Lag Monkey?
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Lag Monkeys are those mysterious primates at cause your internet connection to run way slower than usual by soaking up the bandwidth with streaming p*rn.
Dude 1: My gigabit DSL is running way slow today..
Dude 2: Yeah, must be those damn lag monkeys again.
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Random Words:
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The act of shitting on a man or woman's face, than evenly spreading it across their face, as if it were a facial. Then, the nipples..