What is Lagarithm?
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A series of periodic slowdowns experienced when playing popular video games online.
PoopShooter_416 (into his online headset): "Hey dudes, i'm freezing up here. Are you guys experiencing any lagarithms?"
PuMpKiNsLaYeR5496: "Dude, why don't you just stop downloading Battlestar Galactica episodes while you're playing?"
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When somebody tries to either: 
a. Tell a story
b. Say a sentence
c. Get a point across
but has to restart at least 3 times, you can..