Lagoon Creature Edit Meaning

1.

Noun - 1. A sexual partner who's horrendous physical attributes are masked by heavy drinking until the morning after. Synonymous with bucket of yuck.

2. A creature who lives in a lagoon, i.e. an Ibis.

1. Oh god, I boinked a fuckin lagoon creature from the bar last night, time to get my shit checked.

2. Look at that Ibis... it's in a lagoon.

See bucket of yuck, wookie, mistake, std

2.

A horrid creature; the really ugly girl your friend made out with at the party

Dave I think you've had too much to drink. You sure you know what your doing?

Yeah Bro I'm going to get a little slap and tickle.

Ok Bro but I warned you!

Hey Baby lets do this!

...the next day...

Urgh what a headache... What happened last night? OMG WHAT AN UGLY FUCK... I'm chew my arm off rather then try and wake this Lagoon Creature up and try and sneak my arm out from under her ugly fat greasy smelly skanky ass fuck.

See skanky, ugly, horrid, creature, party, greasy, slap, tickle