What is Laguard?
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To masticate morsels of organic compounds from a portable synthetic containment device.
Basically to eat food out of a cheap plastic baggy.
The man got hungry so he decided to laguard some pretzels for lunch.
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To scarf down major food from a freaking bag, man.... o.O
Dood.. when I'm hungry, I laguard cereal from zip locks, man...
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The odor that results from a redneck not showering for an extended period of time.
My redneck friend spent a week camping without any r..
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To pour an alcoholic drink into the opening of a female reproductive organ and drink from it using a straw.
I fixed myself a vodka toni..
