What is Laguard?
1.
To masticate morsels of organic compounds from a portable synthetic containment device.
Basically to eat food out of a cheap plastic baggy.
The man got hungry so he decided to laguard some pretzels for lunch.
2.
To scarf down major food from a freaking bag, man.... o.O
Dood.. when I'm hungry, I laguard cereal from zip locks, man...
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1.
The man pictured on a package of Zig Zag cigarette papers.
Also called Pierre le Toque.
Used by some hippies to make their friends par..
1.
verb. To whip out the penis, often to take a leak.
Excuse me fellas, I have to go hang trout...
