Laguard

What is Laguard?

To masticate morsels of organic compounds from a portable synthetic containment device.

Basically to eat food out of a cheap plastic baggy.

The man got hungry so he decided to laguard some pretzels for lunch.

To scarf down major food from a freaking bag, man.... o.O

Dood.. when I'm hungry, I laguard cereal from zip locks, man...

Numquad

1. (noun) A lying mother in law, who uses her child as a meal ticket. Also, a mother in law who tries to get rid of you by any means ..

Johnnie Blaze

1. Marijuana. I punched a few cones of Johnnie Blaze before I went to work today. See marijuana, cannabis, pot, weed, bud, dope..

Cockinthegub

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