Laguard

What is Laguard?


1.

To masticate morsels of organic compounds from a portable synthetic containment device.

Basically to eat food out of a cheap plastic baggy.

The man got hungry so he decided to laguard some pretzels for lunch.

2.

To scarf down major food from a freaking bag, man.... o.O

Dood.. when I'm hungry, I laguard cereal from zip locks, man...


22

Random Words:

1. When an old person responds to an email and blatantly gets stuff wrong in the reply, usually trying to sound proficient in the process. ..
1. 1 n. An offensive term meaning that one is of less than human or equal to animal decent. 2 n. One who sleeps on the floor at a lan part..
1. Used as an exclamation when one discovers or realises that one has an itch anywhere upon their body. It does not have to relate to the p..