What is Laguard?
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To masticate morsels of organic compounds from a portable synthetic containment device.
Basically to eat food out of a cheap plastic baggy.
The man got hungry so he decided to laguard some pretzels for lunch.
2.
To scarf down major food from a freaking bag, man.... o.O
Dood.. when I'm hungry, I laguard cereal from zip locks, man...
Random Words:
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What a woman becomes 0.4 seconds after ejaculation. Or any man who believes the above.
Mary suddenly became unattractive, so I withdrew..
