Laguard

What is Laguard?

To masticate morsels of organic compounds from a portable synthetic containment device.

Basically to eat food out of a cheap plastic baggy.

The man got hungry so he decided to laguard some pretzels for lunch.

To scarf down major food from a freaking bag, man.... o.O

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