Lagunatic Edit Meaning

1. The world's greatest euphemism for masturbating. Coined by Jeff Foxworthy, of all people. They give you a plastic cup and a Playb..

1. That weight around your neck that will never be alleviated until you (1) DIE or (2) eventually pay off by the time you are 107. I would..

1. Fireman who is overly motivated to extinguish the fire. When Jones grabbed the nozzle and ran into the flames, I knew he was a real smo..