What is Lai?
1.
I. One who is:
a. gorgeous
b. pretty
c. beautiful
d. cute
e. attractive
II. One who you would:
a. lick
b. suck
c. nibble
d. flirt with
e. have sexual relations with
III. One who makes you:
a. flip
b. crazy
c. nutty
d. pass out
e. drool
f. fantasize
g. (if girl) wet
h. (if guy) hard
i. masturbate
(see hot)
boy: yo thomas is a faggot
girl: stop hating, thomas is lai
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2.
One who is socially inept, awkward around women, and is never going to get laid.
Often can be used as a verb when warning someone not to act like a LAI.
(Dont LAI that shit)
example 1
Bob: Dude, did you see that LAI get slapped by that stripper?
Bill: Why, what did he do?
Bob: He tried to choke her during his lapdance so she had to beat his ass off of her.
Bill: I told him not to LAI that shit!
example 2
Tom: Hey, what took you so damn long to meet up?
Dick: I had to go pick up Jason but he was late coming out of his room.
Tom: What the fuck was he doing?
Dick: You know him. He always has to rub one out before leaving the house.
Tom: What a fucking LAI!
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3.
a person that lies
1)thomas lai alot
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4.
One who is socially inept, awkward around women, and is never going to get laid.
Often can be used as a verb when warning someone not to act like a LAI.
(Dont LAI that shit)
example 1
Bob: Dude, did you see that LAI get slapped by that stripper?
Bill: Why, what did he do?
Bob: He tried to choke her during his lapdance so she had to beat his ass off of her.
Bill: I told him not to LAI that shit!
example 2
Tom: Hey, what took you so damn long to meet up?
Dick: I had to go pick up Jason but he was late coming out of his room.
Tom: What the fuck was he doing?
Dick: You know him. He always has to rub one out before leaving the house.
Tom: What a fucking LAI!
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