Laifuita

What is Laifuita?


1.

Laughing as I fuck you in the ass.

Similar to lollmao and rofl but only phaggotass phaggots say rofl because no one has ever actually rofled after anything, especially if you're sitting in a dark rhume diddling your taintpipe. It's just for attention-starved asswipes who can't coin there own stimulating, creative acronyms like me.

Pony Boy: laifuita

Fucklife: lafluida. Hey Karen, wanna make some apple butter? We can start by skraping my taint and bare spot, because as everyone knows, I have no balls and am wasting my life with a ridiculous, conflicted tease who would rather take satisphaction from leading someone down a dark and windy road of celibacy than engage in the most basic, necessary functions of life. Fucking for christ sake. I'M NEVIR GETING LADE!!! WHERE'S MY KOOKING SHOW!!

Shitwad: la-looooooool!!

Pony Boy: ¡VIVE LA LOL!

Shitwad: ho-HUH!

Pony Boy: GTFOH!

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