Laka

What is Laka?


1.

To zip ones genitals in their zipper. From the Malaya verb to do such a thing. This is a good word as English has no apparent verb for this painful experience.

Boy: Ah, mum

Mum: What?

Boy: I lakaed myself.

Mum: That will teach you.

See zipper, zip, scrotum, foreskin, pain

2.

A word that a young girl might use in casual conversation. Young girls including Annie, Adrienne and Bailey. People use this word to talk about someone or refer to someone as a loser using the word. To talk about someone behind their back you use aka added to the first letter of their name.

Laka is such a whore she stole my boyfriend!

Oh my gosh that guy is such a laka!

See loser, loon, shaka


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