What is Laka?
1.
To zip ones genitals in their zipper. From the Malaya verb to do such a thing. This is a good word as English has no apparent verb for this painful experience.
Boy: Ah, mum
Mum: What?
Boy: I lakaed myself.
Mum: That will teach you.
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2.
A word that a young girl might use in casual conversation. Young girls including Annie, Adrienne and Bailey. People use this word to talk about someone or refer to someone as a loser using the word. To talk about someone behind their back you use aka added to the first letter of their name.
Laka is such a whore she stole my boyfriend!
Oh my gosh that guy is such a laka!
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When a man microwaves a banana, then cuts it in half or cuts the end off and proceeds to fuck the now warm mushy insides of the nana.
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