Lake City

What is Lake City?


1.

A shity little shit hole of a town in Florida full of mainly Rednecked/trailer trash/pricks who don't know their head from their ass. It would AT LEAST bring them some fucking confidence to “brush there teeth” and “take showers” and LEARN TO READ. Most the people who live there are looking forward to growing up, and getting the hell out of that place.

tourist: Where is the mall?

Lake City guy: You mean da flea market¿

Tourist: Um... Where would I find a computer?

Lake City Guy: You mean dem technology box's

Tourist: What do you do for fun around here?

Lake City Guy: We got some chickens for the women... And you can go cown tippin' but aint let that farmer catch ya cause he shoot will shoot ya. Last time he shoot my pinkie

See gay, stupid, lame, redneck, trailer trash, hick

2.

The Most boring town in the Fricken UNIVERSE!!!! WE ONT EVEN HVE AN OUTBACK!!!! I mean come on!!! OH! But we have a STARBUCKS, when we got that my heart leaped a lil! And whats up with all the rednecks!!!

SO where u from? (PERSON #1)

Lake City, Fl! The best darn tootenist town ever!. (PERSON #2)

SHUT UP!! Nobody Like you!! Lake City sucks!!! (ANGERED WIFE OF #2)

See lake, city, lake city, crap


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