What is Lake Havascrew?
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Nickname for Lake Havasu in Arizona. A popular spring break destination for west coast college students where they go out on a boat, get drunk, and screw.
Dad: "Son, you going to Lake Havascrew
for spring break?"
Son: "Of course Dad."
Dad: "Don't forget to wrap up."
Son: "Why?"
Dad: "I don't want you coming home with
a bunch of ulcers and warts on
your junk like I did when I was
your age."
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How to count to ten, dumbass.
Child: mommy! 12345678910!
Mommy: wow timmy! You can count!
See number, counting, one, two, three, four..