What is Lake Jackson?
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A middle-class suburb located in Brazoria County, Texas. Population: 28,363ish. Many families were drawn to the area not due to the 'desirable' humidity, but the local DOW Chemical Plant in Freeport, Texas. Lake Jacksonites are well known for their active involvement in community-service organizations.
Local Area Highlights include (but are not limited to):
*Buc-ee's convenience stores
*Brazos Mall (Starplex 3)
*Wal*Mart Supercenter (Cleanest in the area)
*Over fifty churches (Something for everyone..)
"That chick is from Lake Jackson. She thinks she's all that just cuz they got the mall." said the dirty-fingernailed Sweeny girl, standing meagerly in denim cutoffs.
Random Words:
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Something that really catches your attention.
"Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick, did you see that chicks nugs!"
See sinner..
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A smoothie drink comprised of:
Ice, strawberries, bananas, vanilla ice cream, milk, almonds, and Absolut Ruby Red in a sugar-rimmed gla..
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a large circumsized penis
that girl nobbed on my purple headed soldier
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a large circumsized penis
that girl nobbed on my purple he..
