What is Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra?
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When horny denizens exit their plant, they drop by the local turkey shoot to carry out their manly duties, corn-holing any bird's cloaca. The resulting cacophany is recorded by Deutch Gramaphone and marketed as LJSO.
Man, when
Rigger Monkey came home, it was Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra for 20 minutes!!!
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An irrelevant university in the middle of farm country.
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