What is Laken?
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Mythology:
Laken is the Irish goddess of wisdom, beauty, grace, love, and outstanding physique. She is generally depicted as a young (looks 19, no matter what her age), insanely attractive girl with perfectly-styled, flowing red hair. Calling someone a "Laken" is considered to be a compliment of the utmost regard.
(see also: inland body of water)
When Laken walks by, men drool puddles, and then subsequently slip in those puddles and knock themselves unconscious.
"I'm just being a Laken."
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Insanely Sexy Blonde Chick a guy wants to bone hardcore..
Wow that blonde chick is such a Laken!
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Short and sassy brunette, that can be tough to handle and there is only one man who is able to! She should have been born a blonde! She is like a tootsie pop...hard on the outside but soft on the inside! She is a sarcastic lil' thing but you can't let what she says hurt your feelings! Even though she only 4'11" she can handle anything you throw at her! The term "Great things come in small packages" definatley applies to her!
Wow, that girl is a real Laken!
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Someone who loves life. She is loud and obnoxious, but that doesn't matter...people love her anyways. She is someone who doesn't let what people say get to her. She is a very pretty person and cares about doing the right thing. She loves to stick up for her friends and is a genuinly nice person. By the way, she definetly is a grammar/spelling freak. She gets along with everyone and a lot of people are jealous of her.
Will you lakenize my paper, I think there are a lot of errors...
That girl is a Laken. She is super cool and I'm jealous.
"Wow, you're cool...more like 'Wow, you're an idiot'" what a laken thing to say
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a girl who is very quiet until you get to know her. has a good sense of humour, a genuinely nice person, can be a bitch when she really wants to be. very attractive. loves to have a good time
that girl's such a laken!!
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a stupid queef whos v jay is smelly like turkey on a hott summer's day.
damn who wants a laken sandwich?
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A generic term for short, emo girls who have an obsession with gay looking men
Look at that Laken creaming over the gay guy again
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