Lakeport

What is Lakeport?


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An average tasting line of cheap beerbrewed in Hamilton, Ontario.

It is a staple beer on many collegeand university campuses in Southern Ontario due to the low prices.

There is Lakeport Pilsner, Lakeport Honey, Lakeport Red, Lakeport Ice, Lakeport Strong, Lakeport Light, Brava.. among others.

It is great for college kids strapped for cash and ready to get hammered.

It has yet to break out of Southern Ontario or get into the bar scene, as it is purely a take-home beer.

"Good Beer, Faaaair Prices... Lakepoorrrrt!!"

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