What is Laker?
1.
A small fart, also known as
"Julian, I just layed a laker!"
"Lakers are sweet, Asim, let me try"
2.
a straight person pretending to be lesbian; hence "lesbian faker"
Did you see her lookin at him? What a laker.
3.
a wealthy person who does not live at the lake but owns a cottage and/or boat there. most travel a minimum of an hour to inconveniently make the lake busy as hell. lakers make the gas prices go up and increase the summer population by 200%.
laker: "i just bought a boat that i don't know how to drive. can you show me to the nearest marina with the most expensive gas, since i can afford it, so i can fill my 2 boats and 7 jetskis?"
local: "you must be a laker."
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4.
a retired pirate that lives on a lake, with the big beard and hook for a hand and yellow trench coat
look at that badass laker bro
5.
a retired pirate that lives on the lake, with the big beard and hook for a hand and yellow trench coat
maddox will be a laker in 50 years
6.
v. used to announce the departure of a person
*Hey, I'm going home.
*All right, laker!
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7.
One who "Smacks his Bitches".
Laker, yooooou fucking smack your bitches.
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