Laker Edit Meaning

1.

A small fart, also known as silent but deadly

"Julian, I just layed a laker!"

"Lakers are sweet, Asim, let me try"

2.

a straight person pretending to be lesbian; hence "lesbian faker"

Did you see her lookin at him? What a laker.

3.

a wealthy person who does not live at the lake but owns a cottage and/or boat there. most travel a minimum of an hour to inconveniently make the lake busy as hell. lakers make the gas prices go up and increase the summer population by 200%.

laker: "i just bought a boat that i don't know how to drive. can you show me to the nearest marina with the most expensive gas, since i can afford it, so i can fill my 2 boats and 7 jetskis?"

local: "you must be a laker."

See lake, gas prices, lakers

4.

a retired pirate that lives on a lake, with the big beard and hook for a hand and yellow trench coat

look at that badass laker bro

5.

a retired pirate that lives on the lake, with the big beard and hook for a hand and yellow trench coat

maddox will be a laker in 50 years

6.

v. used to announce the departure of a person

*Hey, I'm going home.

*All right, laker!

See later, see ya, goodbye, bye, adios

7.

One who "Smacks his Bitches".

Laker, yooooou fucking smack your bitches.

See bob