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The act of lighting your own fart while a woman performs oral sex on you.
I was gassy and horny, and she was not opposed to giving me a..
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Where Michael Scott can be found when David Wallis is looking for him.
When Michael's skirting a phone call he gave me a list of p..
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I just impregnated you and now I am being drafted to Iraq. (Most effective if a guy uses it on a girl)
Tony was looking for a good time..
