What is Lakeville?
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Lakeville is a city 20 minutes away from anything cool, such as minniapolis and MOA. It used to be farmland until Edina ran out of relistate and all the rich bastards started moving into Lakeville instead. People in lakeville are usually either really straight edged wealthy pricks that trim their surban lawns with a nail clipper or are under the misimpression that they are really cool and badass, soley based on the fact that they do drugs. They say things such as "lakeville is so f-ing gay" when secretly they never want to leave their alcoholic tye dye wearing friends. Lakeville police are everywhere and have nothing to do but bust kids for drinking and drugs.
lakeviller1- "Dude totally lame. In jail the last 6 days. The po-po totally busted me dealing crack again"
lakeviller2- "No way. same here two weeks ago, cept for punching this cop. Still living with your parents in lakeville?"
lakeviller1- "yea dude you?"
lakeviller2- "yea man"
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2.
Lakeville is a suburb twenty miles south of Minneapolis with jack shit for fun. A second high school recently opened, but Lakeville (North) High School will rule forever. Also has too many conservatives and too many rich pricks.
Guy 1: What are you doing this weekend?
Guy 2: Going to a party in the country.
Guy 1: What a Lakeville thing to do.
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3.
Lakeville is a suburb about 25 minutes south of Minneapolis. There are two high schools, one of which, Lakeville South, is way better in every aspect especially sports. But the downside are that there are tons of middle aged white males driving Cadillacs and Hummers because they think they're black. (North Sucks)
Lakeville 1: Are you going to the football game against North on friday?
Lakeville 2: Hell yeah, i wanna see south kick north's ass!
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