Lakeville, Mn

What is Lakeville, Mn?


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This is a town that is 20 minutes away from civilization. It is a 3rd ring suburb of Minneapolis meaning that it has just as many stupid annoying prep snobs who pompously think they're better than the rest of the world as Edina has. The only difference is they're now being mixed in with Rednecks and the state's supply of Meth-heads. This city has surprisingly few lakes for a town called LAKEville (I've only seen one maybe 2 there) and no matter where you are everywhere you could possibly want to be is inconveniently far away.

Minnesotan 1:Did you see all those woodticks?

Minnesotan 2:Yeah, we drove through Lakeville, MN.

See edina, meth, woodtick


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