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When a girl has shoulders like a bear that are fucking wide as hell and a tiny ass waist that doesnt match up at all. WHAT THE FUCK!
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What NOT to call your girlfriend when you see her and her face grew a new moon colony overnight.
Your Girl: Hey you still wanna go to t..
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someone who initially wins you over but behind closed doors they're completely different
Joel is an undercover asshole. He just mo..