What is Lalk?
1.
"lalk" was made/discovered, when somebody in boreness looked at the word "alkohol" (meaning "alcohol") put together like this:
alkoholalkoholalkoholalkohol
...if you look very carefully you can see the word "lalk" hidden in there:
alkoho(lalk)oho(lalk)oho(lalk)ohol
...when ppl started asking questiens about the meaning of the word, they were given the answer: "it means...ehhh...Laughing And Loud Kontest (Contest)"
...and that's how "LALK" was formed...and it has been like that ever since...
Spanden-cf: "jeg sidder ved min mors bærbare..."
kNas: "LALK"
or...
person #1: "I just saw an enormous, flying donut outside my window"
person #2(blaeks_prut): "LALK mand LALK"