What is Lalu?
1.
a lalu means a person is being a frekin idiot.
you are such a lalu.
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2.
A freaky person who doesn't know that he or she is freaky.
Man, you're a lalu
3.
Alienated mass of bone and skin, this organism needs to rely solely on his whits to survive. He usually is quite good at it, although sometimes he tempts Death with insulting messages on the internet towards his enemies.
syn. : homo-feebleus, homo-uregonnagetbeatenupeus, ...
natural predator : wong
weapon against predators : bribes and beer are the only known.
4.
a person who suffer from sexual frustration
My coloc is a real lalu
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5.
Adjective describing someone with high levels of intelligence, and god-like features.
Likes to use its wits against feeble-minded people.
-"Oh! I wish I could be a little bit more lalu."
-"Pete is so lalu, he dissed that hoe to oblivion."
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