Lamb Lance

What is Lamb Lance?

penis; the male love weapon; pork sword; beef bayonet

Mary was looking hot as she bent over the freezer, so I whipped down her white panties and pounded her clown's pocket with my lamb lance.

See beef bayonet, pork sword, mutton dagger

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