Lambert Edit Meaning

1.

a mean ass sheep that beats you with his ass.

oh fuck! its lambert!!

See lambert, sheep, lamb, bert, elbert

2.

A woman who can only get aroused when a man, or men defecate on her chest.

I don't like German films, they are all the same, just some Lambert who lays their giggling while a bunch of dudes poop on her chest.

See self-respect, jenni, chickenhead

3.

What Mary had after hooking up with a fellow named Lambert.

Hey, what's that sticking out of Mary's belly, oh , it must be a little lambert.

See pregs, prego, knocked up

4.

Noun, To fail at something

I pulled a lambert on my physics mid-semester paper.

See fail, pass, flunk, bomb, succeed

5.

the sheepish lion, jeez, dont you people watch cartoons?

Lambert was a lion raised by a sheep mommy and the rest of the herd of sheep.

and no he did not eat them.

Lambert is so fuckin cute, he saved his sheep mommy from danger!

See lamb, sheep, cartoon

6.

When your cards in Texas Holdem are a Jack and a 2

he raised me 45 pre-flop so I had to fold my Lambert

See poker, texas holdem, jack, two, deuce, flop, turn, river

7.

anything that resembles or smells like poop

dude i was running in the field and i almost stepped on a huge lambert.

See shit, loaf, kaka, log, deuce

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