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When after jacking off you cum on yourself and let it dry.
"I fell asleep last night after jerkin' it and accidently gave mys..
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The terrible result of an experiment involving the cross breeding of a buttmonkey and a corporate monkey. Often spreads deadly diseases ..
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Contrary to popular belief, there IS such a thing as a nonconformist. However, they ARE rare. True nonconformists conform to their OWN..