What is Lame-salad-with-dressing-on-the-side?
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An entitity with deficiencies in so many different aspects, its inferiority can be neither hidden nor disguised; hence "dressing on the side."
You can sell Lame Salad to some of the people some of the time, but pity the Independent Sales Rep with a basement full of Lame-Salad-with-Dressing-on-the-Side.
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A short swift back-handed slap accross the face as to reprimand or discipline a child.
"Nana said I'd get an Italian slap if ..