What is Lamesauce?
1.
A description of how incredibly hard something sucks.
There are varying degrees of the amount of lamesauce dumped all over a situation.
For starters, first degree lamesauce is simply, "lamesauce."
Second degree lamesauce includes words such as "covered" or "basted." Keep in mind that second degree lamesauce must always follow this format: past tense verb, the word "in" and then, of course, the word "lamesauce."
Third degree lamesauce normally includes two or three of the aforementioned past tense verbs, and occasionally attaches to the lamesauce a prefix such as "mega-," "super-," or "mondo-." In addition, a numeric adverb may be added such as "twice," "thrice," or "quadruply."
Fourth degree lamesauce basically depends on the creativity of the user. This specific degree is EXTREMELY SEVERE and must only be used when things have gotten so incredibly lame that you must resort to drastic, drastic measures.
And remember, the important thing is not WHAT the lamesauce IS, but how you USE the lamesauce.
1) This is such lamesauce!
2) Dude, this is covered in lamesauce.
3) This is megalamesauce covered and basted thrice over.
4) Alright, you know what. This is covered, basted, drowned, and at the bottom of an entire fucking ocean of lamesauce.
2.
A person, situation, or activity which is not fun, interesting, or beneficial in any way shape or form. Something that sucks big time.
homework is lamesauce
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3.
An elaboration on the word lame. The epitome of lame.
Person 1: My dog got hit by a semi-truck.
Person 2: Really? Lamesauce.
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4.
adj., to be lame, or a word of unapproval.
Guy 1: The movie was cancelled.
Guys2: Lamesauce!
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5.
1. Something extremly lame or stupid
2. A condament that is gross (i.e. mayonaise)
1.
J: I flunked my paper
K: That's lamesauce
2.
Subway employee: Mustard, Mayonaise, Pickles?
G: Hold the lamesauce
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6.
totally lame.
bad.
not cool.
if it were a literal sauce,
it would be gravy, but bad
1: i got a 19 on my science test
2: that's total lamesauce!
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7.
extremely lame. The opposite of awesomesauce; Lamesauce.
Being so lame to the extent that the lame body of the person/thing is completely converted to sauce.
The shoes were so useless and ugly they were lamesauce.
Joseph's joke was lamesauce.
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