Lametardiness-o-meter

What is Lametardiness-o-meter?

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A gauge that shows the amount of "lametardiness" in any person. "lametardiness" is simply a contraction of the words "lame" and "retard".

Lame retard walks into a store.

Man: "My lametardiness-o-meter is going insane! Back off mister. "

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