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To masterbate.
Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.
See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..
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The basic law of most television.
My mom: *watching a nasty medical program* Eeegh, how can you stand to watch that?
Me: Hey, one guy&..
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Intellectual Chess is a drunken game which entirely not based upon regular chess. The game involves taking a large knife, spraying the b..